and I think some of my favorite lines are:
Runners wear spandex in public and are outside at dawn, all sweaty and tired before even breakfast, most people know that's just wrong.There is something to that runner's high! and getting pretty new running scoots!
They pay money to do this all day.
Like an addict they're itchin to get their next fixin when the last runner's high has grown cold.
Although really I hope my babies grow up to be runners, then they can run with me, until I can't keep up with them anymore anyway.